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A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.
You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!
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The act of disposing of babies up to 36 months old
Post-Birth abortion is not legal across the globe as of right now
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When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?
Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate
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When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.
Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!
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A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.
Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.
Birth control shirt.
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High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."
When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?
Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!
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It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
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