Breast Friend

Noun;
The girl in a group of guys that can keep pace with the men and give each of them her opinion and get the dirt on the skanks that they are dating.

Joe: Dude! Julie just told me that this girl that I'm interested in, Lisa, is a total whore!
Tom: That's what you get when Julie is your breast friend.

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Bungee Breasts

large, saggy tits that hang disproportionately low, like those of an elderly woman

"WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut over there! I bet her nipples touch her knees when that rack's not in cups!"

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bog breast

when so much liquid is trapped under a womans breast it starts to ferment and starts to smell very sour. the liquid could be of any nature sweet,water, milk. this could also be know as (bog juice)

man this bitch has fucking bog breast, she smells like the monster for the lagoon,

oh shit that some funky bog breast.

she has so much bog juice you can start selling it as man repellent.

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Dense breast

A strong breast,a breaat that holds its own and doesn't need man to support it or its family

You're one dense breast

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Breast Test

a term referring to a highly scientific technique used on androgenous people (those who you are unable to positively identify as male or female) in which you stare at the subject's chest to reach your conclusion on the person's actual gender; there is only one flaw in this technique: many androgenous people can be husky which makes it difficult to discern whether or not the subject has real boobs or man boobs.

"Dude, is that a man or woman? I tried to use the Breast Test, but they could be man boobs."

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Seasoned Breast

An act of humiliation in which a woman would smother her breast in her vagnial juices unknowing to her boyfriend who does not or is not willing to give her oral. Usually done as self gratification.

Girl! i gave that asshole of a boyfriend some Seasoned Breast. Fool talking about he does give head.

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Breast Friends

Similar to "friends with benefits" except not full "benefits" just copping a feel...

Johnny and Lisa are Breast Friends, its like they are going out... but are not.

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