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butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.

Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.

by Bradley227 October 3, 2017


windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 9, 2011


Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

by Manchildcave June 13, 2019


Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020


internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.

Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"

by nihilist arbies October 29, 2018


Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 7, 2019


Rough Butthole

When you're in a shitty situation.

Hey man, sorry to hear about your car getting hit n run. That's a real rough butthole.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 22, 2021