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Chelsea Shirley

Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.

I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!

See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!

by Boduhh Jenkins April 23, 2011

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chelsea

a stupid squeaky rat

"look at that fucking chelsea"

by SmolNiggaMalakai March 5, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chelsea

Most annoying girl ever. Will probably brag about how she has scorpio placements and uses that as an excuse to be an absolute bitch. People say sheโ€™s chill, but only after people call her out on her bullshit. Will destroy friendships because she doesnโ€™t like someone. Swore she glowed up over the summer but letโ€™s be honest, all she did was starve herself the whole time. She seems loyal tho if you ever decide to date her. Just be prepared for std/pregnancy tests because apparently all sheโ€™ll do is fuck you. Part of color guard. Sorta reminds people of that one girl who would literally kill the vibe of a whole thing because she couldnโ€™t take a joke seriously or someone accidentally nudged her. Dates highschool boys in college.

Yeah, I didnโ€™t even know her... I was making a joke to my friend and Chelsea just barged in saying how it was a stupid joke.... who the hell asked?

by marceline de vamp November 8, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chelsea

Sheโ€™s one crazy bitch, and makes bad faces on FaceTime , she has an ugly laugh but sheโ€™s funny, sheโ€™s a good friend, and a big bully, and calls her friend sasquatch

โ€œWow Chelsea, you havenโ€™t said sasquatch

by Hi Iโ€™m nice February 29, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chelsea

Chelsea's are the most unimportant people the world has ever know. If you meet one, watch out, she'll probably annoy you into friendship and only communicate her feelings through memes. Even god got sick of asking what's wrong that he just sent her down to Earth where her only comment was, " it do be like that sometime " you'll catch her listening to really fucked up indie music while drawing " soup time " on her arm. But if you ever want to date one of these beast you should take into consideration that they will be cold and distant, yet excessively needy at the same time. If you find yourself in that situation, goodluck

Hannah: I dont want to talk about it.
Riley: stop it you're being such a Chelsea
Hannah: * sends meme of sullywazoski *

by Fruitisforfools October 7, 2019

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Chelsea School

A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.

Wow, Chelsea School is so small, I'm surprised it hasn't been closed down yet.

by bamfvtgirl420 February 27, 2009

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Chelsea Merrells

A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.

Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.

Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!

Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!

by Zenci May 2, 2022

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