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Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.
I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.
Wow, Chelsea School is so small, I'm surprised it hasn't been closed down yet.
Amazing end of story. Best person alive.
If you have a chelsea hall keep her forever
Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes the woman's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the woman in the nose to give her a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Bae runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on her face.*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"
Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
*High 5*
Most annoying girl ever. Will probably brag about how she has scorpio placements and uses that as an excuse to be an absolute bitch. People say she’s chill, but only after people call her out on her bullshit. Will destroy friendships because she doesn’t like someone. Swore she glowed up over the summer but let’s be honest, all she did was starve herself the whole time. She seems loyal tho if you ever decide to date her. Just be prepared for std/pregnancy tests because apparently all she’ll do is fuck you. Part of color guard. Sorta reminds people of that one girl who would literally kill the vibe of a whole thing because she couldn’t take a joke seriously or someone accidentally nudged her. Dates highschool boys in college.
Yeah, I didn’t even know her... I was making a joke to my friend and Chelsea just barged in saying how it was a stupid joke.... who the hell asked?