Chooch

A nicotine device or a verb to hit a nicotine device

Bro 1: Aye dawg lemme hit the chooch

Bro 2: Aight bro just don’t chooch it too hard or you’ll yak like last time

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

chooch de louche

Someone who has gone above and beyond being a chooch. A jackass, idiot, moron, who is doing a better job than usual at it.

You could not be a bigger chooch de louche.....you slept with my mom!

Chooch stick

A snonym for cigarette or breathing antler,comonly used by the 1 puglife.

For Frigg sakes,11 bucks for a patch of smokes, that is roughly 55 cents per chooch stick.

Full Chooch

To apply, have, or obtain 100% of something. To be dedicated entirely, to have it all, or to get everything. This comprehensible term can be adapted and applied to many situations. It is most often used as an alternative to "full send", "full force", "full set", or "full package".

"Steve, that's a steep hill. I don't think we're going to make it up in this train."
"It'll be alright, we'll go full chooch!"

"Woah, who is that woman? She's beautiful, smart, and hilarious!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Lorena, she's the full chooch!"

"This restaurant is amazing, all of their food is great. What did you order?"
"I couldn't decide on one thing so I got the full chooch!"