chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

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chooching

To vape, smoke a pipe or cigar and produce a large cloud of vapor or smoke.

I got this cigar chooching good.

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chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

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chooch it

Taking a big drag of a grimy dirty cigarette. Also anything that can be smoked.

You Choochin?

Ahh yaaa lets get a grimy chooch goin.

Hey toss me that antler bro I want a big dirty chooch of it

Hot bids totally chooch on my pant antler

Friggen Chooch it

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chooch

The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately.

Every time Mike K. drinks, he acts like a chooch.

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Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

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Chooche

To take a long inhale of a cigarette or marijuana cigarette.

Look at breathin antler mike over there taking a big chooche from his cig-rit

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