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The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.
Can be used for several purposes:
1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.
2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.
3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.
4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.
5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.
Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica
Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.
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Receiving nothing from your employer for Christmas.
Once again, my cheap boss Phil, gave us all a Christmas bogus.
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When you come home and find you have a bunch of packages to open from your online ordering.
I think I'm going to take off next Thursday, I'm going to have myself an Amazon Christmas.
I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!
A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.
Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.
Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.
A super rare holiday that only those willing to risk it awl can only hope to achieve large amounts of win, or suffer the painful penis crushing defeat.
Guy 1: Dude I am successfully Having 3 separate but awesome relationships with three women!
Guy 2: OMFG! That's like six titties!
Guy 1: I know, thus I will be celebrating mega Christmas this year.
It is snow as defined by my four year old.
We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.
When unwanted Niggas show up at your house to welch.
Who are those NIGGAS over there eating my birthday cake, what the fuck is this a Kirby Christmas.