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A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.
Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?
Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.
Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.
Another way of saying jerking off masturbating
Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off
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A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.
Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!
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The act of masturbating while driving in your car.
Is that guy next to us road crankin?
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Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.
Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.
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When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.
One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.
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