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María Cruz

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON EVER. Everyone loves her. Has great taste in music and is the best friend you could ever wish for. :)

I wish María Cruz was my friend, nahh i wish i was her!

by popoycacaypipi November 24, 2021


Ted Cruz hire

(n.) An employee who nobody likes to work with, nobody enjoys to be around but for whatever reason one or a few very powerful people want them there anyway.

Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.

by arf79 June 6, 2024


ervin cruz

A kid who loves to grab dicks and always thinks of himself highly. Wears long socks in the summer and works at the hub full of husbands.

Oh man look at that Ervin Cruz over there asking for change again!

by PurpleReign June 10, 2016


Jesus Cruz

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping

Jesus Cruz your the best.

by ...12...... April 4, 2018


Nicholas Libby-Cruz

If you have a Nicholas Libby crus in your life keep him he is a great athlete and guy. He will treat you like royalty and he will give you the world.

“His name is Nicholas Libby-Cruz?! Keep him

by Nick WRLD999 November 23, 2020


Mari Cruz

She comes in colours everywhere
She combs her hair
She's like a rainbow

Have you seen Mari Cruz all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colours all around
Like a sunset going down

by zgzfbhgdm,kgj.-k October 17, 2022


Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz

Ethan de la Cruz is here

by TikTacToe November 24, 2021