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mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020


Cuban drug dealer

A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine

Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer

by fuucckklyfe June 13, 2016


sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.

Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.

by PasteurizedJuice February 5, 2020


wap dealer

An native Alaskan that lives across from a McDonald's that deals the dankest and sloppiest wap you've ever seen

Friend 1"Oiii I'll be visiting the wap dealer in Alaska"

Friend 2 "That's aweeeeeeome "

by Orbit 423 November 25, 2022


glorified drug dealer

A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.

Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”

by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021


mickey dealer

Your friend who after HS spends all their early 20's selling nickle and dime weed packs to get by. Usually still lives at moms place, gets high on their own supply all the time.

person 1: yo what happened to your cousin ever since I went away for college?
person 2: he turned into a mickey dealer bro.

by MrSquaky February 15, 2018


Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 6, 2022