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When one pulls the school fire alarm and uses the excuse "I didn't think it would work" when questioned about the incident.
Derek pulled the red lever of the wall, a teacher aproches and asks "Why would you do such a thing" Derek replies "I didn't think it would work". This is known as pulling a Derek
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When having sex with a girl from behind, you gag yourself, making yourself vomit. Use the vomit to lube up your hand, and insert it into the womans ass, fisting her ass while you are doing her doggy style.
Last night, I gave Heather the Dirty Derek. She loved every minute of it.
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Noun,a quarterback who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn,and somehow manages to maintain a completion percentage UNDER 50 percent even with a talented receiving corp.
Browns Fan:"Ugh Derek Andersuck just went 13/37 in a game"
Ravens Fan:"hahahah, you guys have the worst qb in the whole world, Derek Anderson sucks monkey testicles
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a shortstop for the new york yankees. a graet player but not the best. a very hansome man and a great sport
derek jeter hit a home run and made a great play in the same game.
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A former LA Lakers player who was overlooked because he played on the same team as Kobe and Shaq. Derek Fisher had one of histories greatest buzzer beaters against the San Antonio Spurs with .4 seconds left to win a playoff game.
Kid 1: Did you see that Lakers game last night? Derek Fisher is amazing!
Kid 2: Manu Ginobili got OWNED!
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Derek Grant grew up in Detroit and now resides in Chicago.He was born on April 24, 1977. Derek is also a vegan and is lactose intolerant.Derek has played in bands such as: The Suicide Machines, The Vandals, Gyga, The Telegraph, Thoughts of Ionesco, Remainder and is now with the Alkaline Trio. finally,Derek is extremely fucking hot, besides the fact that he is an incredible drummer for one of the greatest bands EVER! Alkaline Trio
some guy: Holy Crap! did that girl just pass out?
some girl: Yeah, she just met derek grant.
some guy: Wow, he must be hot!
some girl: Yes he is my friend, yes he is.
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The Sinkerball pitcher for the BoSox. He is a groundout pitcher. He has a great sinker and a pretty good fastball. In 2004 he has had some trouble and has not pitched to his potential.
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