piddly dink

When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.

Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!

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dink and flicka

a conclusive way to end a sentence. It sums up a conversation.

Hey let's all catch a movie after work today; dink and flicka!

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koinky-dink

Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.

girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)

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Rubbing Dinks

D:The act of taking ones penis and rubbing another man's/tranny's penis with it.

H: Rubbing dinks is a crutial component of swordplay and is often a prelude to docking ships and other fantastic homoerotic activities.

Uses: The term "rubbing dinks" can be used in one's daily life as a creative substitute for more colorful remarks.

Example 1:

A:"Did those guys leave alrerady? I haven't seen them in a few hours. Do you know where they are?"

R:" They're probably rubbing dinks"

Example 2:
"Oh man, I'm so bored right now... Hey, do you guy's want to rub dinks?"

Example 3:

"You guy's have got to stop rubbing dinks!"

Example 4:

"I hate those guys, they're a bunch of dink rubbers!"

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dink charmer

1. A homosexual
2. An insult equvalent to calling someone a faggot

" If you ask me, I think the waiter is a light-loafered dink charmer"

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fingle dinks

the people that changed jazz with sister band dingle doos

those darn fingle dinks with their dingle doos

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Dink Girl

A dink girl is a girl who's somewhat unusual yet lovable or a term of endearment for a girl when she's making dramatic facial expressions or a particular female you wouldn't call a bitch but just tries to thwart you enough that you could only laugh at,pick on or only become slightly annoyed with you leading you to say...."Your a DINK!!"....If she eats your last slice of leftover pizza or something.

Lisa:(Mouth half open as she brazenly eyes Mike after stating the CORRECT store hours.

Mike:....."Ahhhhhh haaaaaaa!.....YOUR ...a DINK GIRL!!"

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