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Alzheimer's Disease + humor.
A condition of older people that prevents them from seeing the humor in things that younger people find hilarious.
Uncle George left the room when we put in the "Office Space" DVD. I think he's got Alzhumor's Disease.
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If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.
Man, I walked in there looked around and knew that his party had a bad case of uglybitches.
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A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.
Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...
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Is when you lie so much, you forget what you lied about.
Chris lies about so much stuff he cant remember what he lies about. He cant even keep his lies straight, " he must have Liezheimers Disease."
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when you laugh so hard for a long extent of time, you catch the LOLkinheimerz disease
Omg!!! i have to stop laughing or i will catch the LOLkinheimerz Disease!
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When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)
Yo did you hear about Scott Working at Panera?
Yeah I heard he got Panerial Disease.
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A disease spread from person to person through contact that includes freckles to the victim that may spread.
The freckle disease was a disaster that started from a unknown school
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