Br*dy

The most powerful human emotion. Unlocked through enlightenment and cleansing of bad vibes. Must be censored as to not create a black hole in the universe (VERY IMPORTANT)

“Gosh I’m feeling so br*dy rn”
“Me too man!!”

Dying Bees

When bees die because the were contaminated by pesticide

SAVE THE DYING BEES

Perry-dy

parody of a Katy Perry song.

Dude, check out this Perry-dy on Youtube! It's so funny.

I Kicked a Girl

I Kissed a Dog

I Kissed a Boy

That's What Yinz Get Fer Growin' Up in Pittsburgh

etc etc.

Saturday Night Live did a dumb Perry-dy the other day.

Dy fam

A common Welsh response to a question, literal translation "Your Mother", often used as a playful insult amongst friends

John: Hei Gary, be ti'n gwneud heno?
Gary: Dy fam.

John: Hi Gary, what you doing tonight?
Gary: Your mother.

dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.

"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"

Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation

"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."

quiet dying

When you don’t stop being alive but you stop “living”

Person 1: bro is John coming to the party?
Person 2: no I think he’s quiet dying
Person 1: oh