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A comedic statement said by dark skinned individuals when they show up before they are expected (on time).
Often used for evening engagements where the individuals of dark complexion are assumed to be arriving after the sun has set. If this individual arrives on time (before sunset), then darkness is said to have come early
*knock on the door*
Phil: Who could that be? Everyone is already here, it's only 6 and Reggie won't show until at least 11.
*opens door*
Reggie: Surprise, darkness come early!
Phil: Holy shit!
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The act of overdoing it at the beginning of a multiple day music festival.
After downing a bottle of vodka before the first act, Justin had clearly peaked too early.
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1.An early teen prude or simply pre-prude is someone in their very young teens who is extremly horny and badly wants to do somthing sexual. Unfortunantly the people their own age are being fucked by seniors in high school and wouldn't want to hook up with some pimpled face still going through puberty prude. Anyone younger is still reading holes and subscribes to sports illustrated for kids.
2.A desperate 12 or 13 or even 14 or 15 year old who would love to hook up but no one will make out with them simply because they are "grose".
I feel so bad for that pre-prude no one will go out with him.
Yea hes a really nice guy but hes so pre-prude and his mouth is so sloppy I would never hook up with him.
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A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.
I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.
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When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.
Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.
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when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.
i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.
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When you start off as a shitty, senseless rapper or singer and then suddenly become good.
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