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Same as Text Bitch but slower form of delivery. Usually done to fuck with the woman you aren’t phoning but you like to tease.
It only takes a minute to send an email to my email bitch and if I get a response I know she still out there.
The resulting email chain from a group email, caused when a question is sent to multiple people, and everyone chirps in with varying replies, possibly including adding additional recipients who might have some interest in the matter (or more than likely not).
Good indicators are when multiple people send emails basically saying the same thing, or when new random people start chirping in to a discussion that's already been agreed.
That issue with the sales team? That really started am email chain of death, didn't it?!
An individual who mindlessly forwards emails to colleagues, business contacts and friends in an attempt to make him/herself look smart.
Bob: "I keep getting tons of research emails from Fred but he never makes any comments nor does he ever seem to be reading them himself."
Dave: "Yeah, me too. He's such an email conduit."
The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.
Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
This Gmail Troll sent a bulk email to many people.
Using transmitted email to determine if someone is out of town, mostly used in business.
"It looks like Bob is out of town. I used email sonar to see if he had an out of office notification configured. He will be back next week."
Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.
Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.