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The Blinky Eyes
1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.
My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.
Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!
When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina
Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.
A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.
The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.
My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.
a piercing but uncomfortable stare directly into the eyes usually accompanied by a slightly perked eyebrow (usually done by homosexuals)
Yo Mike, um that dude just totally homo-eyed you..
When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.
It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!