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When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.
Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
Simliar to Netflix and chill. When it's just you by yourself watching Netflix, 'fitness' whole pizza in your mouth.
No Netflix and chill, tonight it's 'flix and fitness'!
A craving for a cig when you haven't had one, involves sweating, shaking, headache, tenseness, racing heart, high blood pressure and many others. It could be just one or two symptoms or more or even all of them. It is mostly mental as it goes away often before the first time.
Shit, bro, I run out of fags and am getting nicotine fit, u got a fag?
A less then stylish but hella comfortable outfit usually worn while taking part in the devil's lettuce.
A so-called ‘gym’ that triggers a nuclear bomb threat warning siren if you make a little bit of noise lifting a heavy weight.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let’s get out maximum reps!
Guy 2: Les do dish!
*They both grunt a bit, setting off the lunk alarm, also known as a nuclear threat warning siren.*
Planet Fitness: NUCLEAR BOMB INCOMING!!
Def. Woman with exceptional physical attributes. Short stature with toned feminine curves and plump backside. One who does explosive pushups after the club and goes to sleep. Very ambitious and with an strong personality and big attitude packed in her small frame.
I met my match in the Kitchen the Fitness Diva beat me soundly with her expertise and precision all of her meals were neat and healthy. She also puts in work on her body working the stairmaster with heels on to boost the curves on her lower body.
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Your first day of school outfit, the outfit you wear to the bars that gets you laid every time.
I told my buddy Grant I was going to throw a fit at the bars tonight… I had on my best kicks and jeans. He said I should join the “Baby Gang” cause I always throw fits!
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