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Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

by TheMan August 24, 2004

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Homework Day

A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.

Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.

by Chenimal January 3, 2010

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P Days

A person in week one of bootcamp in the navy, P-days are the processing days where you learn that it is ACTUALLY possible to fall asleep standing up and that no matter what you do, it's wrong. You also learn what a knife hand looks like pointed straight at your throat while you quiver in your newly issued PT gear with your valuables sock sticking out of your sweatpants and your go fasters on your feet. Welcome to hell recruit.

In summary, P days: Literally the worst week of your life you'll ever experience

Senior div RCPO"Hey you see that baby div that just checked in? Remember when our eyes looked that dead?"
Senior div Yeoman *shudders with the thought of being in P-days*

by Thatgingerkid November 30, 2014


Boloma Day

The boloma block east side pirus hood day is on the 10/7 every year because the hood is 10780. East side pirus from Boloma road celebrate on this day buy tagging up their hood, doing fireworks, doing burn outs, jumpin people in to the gang n other shit

Yup it’s finna be Boloma Day tomorrow we goin brazy it’s our hood day on east side piru🔟

by East Side Piru Nigha February 18, 2021


day-resters

Day-resters; casual clothing worn around the house whilst resting. This is usually done during the day, making them different from pyjamas.
Day-resters are usually worn while watching television, lying on the couch or playing video games, and can be any comfy, loose-fitting attire worn for the sake of comfort, not fashion.

``Hey man, I'm not up for going out today. Think I'll just throw on my day resters and chill.''
Or
``It's been a long day at work. I''m gonna change into my day resters and hang on the couch this afternoon.''
OR ``Why you still got your day-resters on child? We're going to church!''

by TetrisLee February 3, 2010


Dominion Day

The former name of Canada Day. Dominion Day is a commemoration day of the granting of national status in various Commonwealth countries. Dominion Day was the name of the holiday commemorating the formation of Canada as a Dominion on 1 July 1867. Dominion Day was changed to Canada Day on October 27th, 1982.

Bob: Happy Dominion Day, eh?
Larry: What decade are you from? It's Canada Day now, eh?
Bob: The name change was stupid. Happy Dominion Day!

by Tout fille Canadian July 2, 2011


Freeza Day

Before Planet Vegeta, a saiyan planet, was destroyed, the Galactic Emperor, Freeza took it over, and replaced the universal holiday, Christmas, with a holiday that was completely focused on himself. (Originated from TFS's DBZA series)

Nappa: "Hey Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "What is it, Nappa?"
Nappa: "Happy Freeza Day!"

by SatanReincarnate January 14, 2018