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Mixing cocaine and broken up blue adderall to make a powder that resembles the baby blue color made famous by NCAA power house UNC and their legendary shooting guard "Joseph Forte."
"Hey boys lets get all jacked up with some Joseph Fortes!"
When people choose to mock Fortnite and Say "Fort knife"
1. Everybody plays Fort-knife these days
2. "Do you play Pub-g?" No I play Fort knife
Fort recovery has the hottest boys around and usually they are single. Also, they have a bunch of hoes there so usually the boys don’t fall for them. Finally, the boys are really country there and can’t be city slickers because they practically live in the smallest town in the world. They also love to hunt!
Friend: Where that hot boy from?
You:Fort Recovery!
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A city in northeast indiana containing:
1) 250,000 people
2) middle-classed hicks who think they're rich because they golf who go to horrible restaurants with menus on a clever, just because they're over priced
3) Second-rate universities (IPFW: I Paid For What?), unaccredited scam schools and diploma mills
4) Underaged self-proclaimed "thugs" who live downtown and brag about smoking catnip
5) A trashy dive that pretends to be "the largest nightclub in the midwest"
6) Women who for some reasons get fat and worn-out within months after high school
7) Corn
8) Farm animals and the men who love them
Wait, you actually moved to Fort Wayne to come to school? Are you stupid?!
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1. an unrealized industrial backwater town straddling the borders of Arkansas and Oklahoma in the United States.
2. a certified methamphetamine hub.
The air smells of dog food and broken spirits. I believe we are in Fort Smith.
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An ugly, oversized, squarish, box-like house built by a low quality Italian builder. They are usually covered in fake stones, stucco, brick, or other masonry. They also tend to not fit the neighborhood, and the guineas that move into them tend to act like niggers.
P1 "Did you see that new Guinea Fort Tony and Vinny are building down the street?"
P2 "Yeah, I cant wait to see the Guinea Pison Niggers that mvoe into that dump.
P3" "That Guinea Fort is the ugliest house on the block. It looks like a fuckin' square."
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A town much like any other in south Florida that mainly consists of golf loving, leather skin having elders as well as the families that follow in their foot steps. It's a great mixture of gentrification/tasteless architecture. Lack of SPF is a common trend here as well as having the hope of always wanting to leave. Fort Myers is for that and many other reasons, called Fort Misery. And rightfully so. We have a surprisingly large amount of LGBT+ people here which is beautiful but since the town has a habit of tearing down local gay bars we typically have a choice of Rascal's (Bad drag and a community that would rather tear each other down than build each other up) or the other one in cape coral which escapes my mind currently, and well always since the only thing I remember from that place which was the lack of substance and the fact that the bar had a reward on they won that mentioned "alternative lifestyle". Overall the weather is great and if you find the right area you can always find some amazing local nature, historical sites, and cruising spots.
Them: "Where are you from?"
Me(reluctantly): "Fort Myers"
Them: "Where is that?"
Me: "Exactly"
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