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When you take a used condom and suck out all the cum, and then you use the condom as a wristband.
"Dana is so nasty, she loves when I give her a frosty wristband for her birthday."
A depression era summertime snack. Invented to give children a tasty treat, utilizing the limited resources of the time. The most popular recipe uses cornflakes.
Ingredients: Ice Cubes (square), Peanut Butter, Cornflakes (or other topping)
1. Cover ice cubes in peanut butter
2. Roll cubes in cornflakes
3. Enjoy your Frosty Tom
Person 1: "Have you ever heard of a Frosty Tom?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my grandparents used to make them all the time!"
When u freeze a turd and then ejaculate on it.
Pull that turd out of the freezer so I can bust a nut on it and make a frosty log
To be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling.
Jimmy had a frosty wank in his backyard while watching Joe bang his brand new drum in the snow.
Jimmy: Your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty wank.
Joe: I'll bang it harder then
when a polar bear craps on your face
things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield
"Too bad Anna wouldn't give it up, I woudn't mind getting to that frosty cat in her pants."
Urinating into a condom then freezing it, then allowing the female to use it as a dildo
She was happy to receive the frosty jim