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When "pissing me off" just isn't strong enough.
Drivers who just dart in front of me like that are really fucking me off!
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A Willy entering someone’s ass
“Fuck me in the ass “ he exclaimed while being gang banged.
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a weird fetish that some crazy women want to a guy in a santa suit.
i put on a santa suit and my girl freind and she told me fuck me santa
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Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
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Became popular in the 2007 movie SuperBad. This Phrase is used when you are feeling disrespected or if you come up short on luck.
Example 1:
Evan - "Hey is this the line for the bathroom?"
Chick - "What the fuck does it look like.."
Evan - "Ohh yea.. Fuck Me right"
Example 2:
Student 1 - "Excuse Me Mrs. Teacher May i use the bathroom?"
Teacher - "No, you've been disrespectful today"
Student 2 - "Could I go to the Bathroom?"
Teacher - "Sure"
Student 1 - "FUCK ME RIGHT.."
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1. To get fucked until you have become proper or have learned your lesson. Usually said after one has done something really bad.
2. When having sexual intercourse, one does a position or sexual activity wrong causing the other person/partner to yell out "FUCK ME PROPER!"
Joe: "Should I put it here?"
Jamie: "Fuck me proper!"
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A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.
A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?
B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?
A. Just Fuck me to Tears
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