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Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
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One of the best guys out there, honestly. He's got the most gorgeous green eyes and anyone can get easily lost in them and their beauty. While he does make some poor decisions, it's ok because he's just living for the thrill of it. If this reaches the right Garrett, then he should know how amazing he is and all he needs is to keep trying.
"Did you see that boy? He's almost as beautiful as Garrett."
"Garrett's honestly majestic."
Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.
Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.
very short with an even shorter temper
“Garrett told me to f off this morning”
has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito
danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad
Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.
Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.
I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
He sucks at brawlhalla and sucks at iMessage basketball 😬😂
Garrett really sucks at basketball