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You're going to Hell for looking this up.
John:I just looked up God on UrbanDictionary!!!
God: Damn, I must be pretty famous!
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The head of the trinity (Father, Son, Holy Spirit). The Supreme God I would rather live my life believing in God and His existence, and die and find out He doesn't exist, than to live my life like there isn't a God, to die and find out He exist!
In the beginning GOD created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1
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N-th dimensional beings that both created the universes, and destroyed them. They are nearly immortal since they control time, and have powers beyond all, including control of all the dimensions. The most powerful Gods are Ancients, who are creators and destroyers alike, and can only be described as N+ dimensional beings.
God does not exist. The Gods do.
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An invisible man, who lives up in the sky, watches everything you do, every second of every minute of every hour of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of those 10 things, he will send you to a special place where there is fire, torture, suffering, for you to suffer, scream, wail, cry, for all eternity, forever and ever, until time ends.
But he loves you.
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On here are some who believe he exists, others say he doesn't. I do believe in him. If others don't, hey, that's cool. But if you don't, don't be a complete fuckface and flame those who do believe in him. Those who do believe in him, likewise. Don't flame the ones that don't believe in him.
God... does he exist? We may never know.
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what four guys made up when they were pissed and decided to make a book out of it! hey why not (shrug)
hmm... im bored.. ooh paul lets make some guy up called... ermm.. hey dog! ooh, i know.. GOD! and he could be all mighty and stuff..
yeaaaaah im so stoned right now... 0_O
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Some dude who created heaven and earth and says he loves you and some other stuff but is mostly known for the leading cause of douchebags on the internet.
Guy: Oh my God, who touched Sasha!!??
Hardcore atheist: ZOMG!!111!!! WHY THE F*** DID YOU CAPTILIZE GOD? HES LIKE NOT REAL AND STUFF AND FAIRY PRINCESS MAGIC DUST STUPID AND DISPROVED MANY TIMES AND HES A FAIRY TALE BEACAUSE HES NOT REAL GTFO RELGIOUS FAG!!!
Guy:...........douchebag.
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