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When you play with a girl's feelings so hard that she believes you are actually a nice person.
Me: Yo man why your girl texting you so much, I thought you used her for pussy.
My friend: The goober effect
A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.
That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!
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Residual leftover garbage from an old software instalation.
After I removed Office, there was gooberness still on my machine.
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The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts
I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.
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something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.
kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober
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The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
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The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).
I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!
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