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Person 1 *wakes up*: Holy crap, I fell asleep.
Person 2: Yeah you fucking did. You've been asleep for 3 hours.
Person 1: Power nap.
Person 2: Mate, that was a granny nap.
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Cottan underwear that old people wear.
My grandma has flower granny panties!
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Slang for a mechanical bridge. Used in in the game of pool to make difficult to reach shots. Often used by pussies to make shots easier. You will generally be made fun of for using one unless you are a professional player making a legitimate shot.
Guy1: Can you pass me the granny stick, this is a tricky shot.
Guy2: Haha! do you want me to hold your dick while you piss too??
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(or grampa dumping) the act of abandoning helpless or destitute old people by families who are not able to care for them
The victims of granny dumping have even more trouble dealing with the problem when they are also victims of Alzheimer's.
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Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
Dude last night I got granny gumjobs
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The juices or discharge from an old ladies vagina.
Ive just made love with an elderly lady. she was so horny i soon got her granny juices flowing.
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1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair
1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.
2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.
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