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Fur Hag

Pejorative proper noun. Someone who flaunts the use of fur fashion, despite the anti-animal practices it supports.

While at a Parisian nightclub recently, Lindsay Lohan had a bag of flour dumped on her and was proclaimed a Fur Hag by a rabid PETA supporter (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxyg2UsyIlQ)

Use - OMG, did you see what Lindsay Lohan wore to that premiere the other day? She is such a Fur Hag!

by Dakota Moss November 21, 2008

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tag hag

Someone, usually a female, who incessantly tags photos on Facebook.

My sister is a tag hag. She's constantly on Facebook labeling pictures of people.

by qnotes June 10, 2010

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Fag hag

An oft maligned term used to describe the deliciously complicated, emotionally rich relationship (albeit platonic...well sometimes...see "fag hag shag") that exists between a gay man and a heterosexual woman (occasionally a "made lesbian". Let's not forget the "made lesbians"! It took a long painful journey for us to arrive at this final destination, so let's savor the vicarious shout out in this definition.) The fag hag relationship is so synergistic and perfect that it should serve as the utopian model for all heterosexual relationships. Ideal characteristics include but are not limited to: unconditional love and understanding, unflinching honesty, and let's not forget fidelity and abject loyalty (oops, the chip that is missing in all heterosexual males.) One never has to worry about a gay man "cheating" on his fag hag. To the contrary, the fag hag is the emotional complement to a gay man's psyche (aside from a gay man's mother-either dead or alive.) Benefits include: tutorials in haute couture, interior decorating and party-planning as well as personal tips on beauty and grooming (every woman could use a personal stylist now and then!) While the pitfalls are few, the fag hag must invest a great deal of time and energy digesting the personal (sometimes all too personal!?) details of her gay man's sex life, whilst not possessing a fulfilling and enriching sex life of her own, or one at all! But it's all worth the time and effort expended as the rewards are great in nature and kind-an enduring partnership that is rooted in mutual respect and love (and let's not forget-it's NON-JUDGMENTAL.)

"As Dorothy, John's fag hag, gently caressed his sweaty brow as he lie quietly whimpering in the ER after a left testicle manual detorsion, she sweetly whispered in his ear, "I told you to lay off the Lazy Susan."

by larsrahmstadt March 10, 2008

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flag hag

anyone with a multitude of flags adorning their house, car, peson etc.

The flag hag issue is a delicate one since the target normally can become greatly offended under the auspices of extreme patriotism/jingoism.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

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gag-hag

1. An adjective used to describe an unfortunate, boring, lame, or otherwise displeasing person, place, idea, thing, or event.

2. When used as a verb, this is the act of gag-hagging or hob-gobbling someone. Gag-hagging someone generally refers to performing clumsy, often disgruntled fellatio upon a willing or un-willing male, typically as a form of sexual assault or punishment. Hob-gobbling is similar to gag-hagging, though hob-gobbling commonly involves no actual nudity, and is often performed through clothes.

3. A person who has been "gagged" or "hobgobbled" at the notorious website "www.gaghags.com".

4. Gag-hag is commonly varied simply by the replacement of either "gag" or "hag" with a rhyming monosyllable, such as "bag-hag" or "gag-fag".

Did you see those gag-hags back there? That whole place was fuggin' gag-hag to begin with. I bet I could gag-hag one of those guys and they wouldn't even know it.

After my first encounter with a gag-hag, I just couldn't help myself. I wound up on "Judge Judy" with a black eye and a tracheotomy scar.

by Coco Dildo September 30, 2005

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Douche Hag

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

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irc hag

a chick that uses IRC is suspicious to begin with. Usually fat and or ugly and or stupid.

bah, dont pm that bitch, she's an irc hag

by vortex June 10, 2003

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