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My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.
Biting off a man/womans' pubic hair.
Dude she's still in pain from that hairy charlie
1. noun, The realization that what was delivered as being good news is actually bad news.
2. verb, A deceptive sex act, where someone promises oral sex and then when the penis is presented to them they forcefully rip off the pubic hairs to inflict massive amounts of pain.
Example: John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
1. When the company revealed its new policy of paying out vacation days, the employees realized that the policy was a Hairy Morris because it meant that they'd now have to use their vacation days as sick days
2. John was acting hitting on my mom the whole time at the party, but I got even by giving him a Hairy Morris. He'll for forget that for a while.
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When a girl shaves only the lower part of her legs to leave hairy thighs in the shape of shorts.
Dude check out Sonja's hairy shorts she needs to shave that that shit.
A hairy or otherwise haired bum.
Gosh, have you seen that girl Elizabeth lately? She has a hairy pooter! She should shave her arse!
When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.
Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser
When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.
I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.