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a dirty smelly asian hooker who loves sloppy fat black chode.
Your moms a How-Jet!
The way you say how dare you/him/it when you dont want to say a subject or pronounce dare correctly. Also a good way to express discontent without sounding like a complete asshole.
Girl: "So my boyfriend i met online is coming, if he's a creeper help me"
Guy friend who likes her "How Durr"
All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.
Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
Serial rapist who likes to finger girls without asking and doesn’t stop even when they’re pulling his hand away from their literal vagina.
Thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed a few times, walks like a retard and wears rly baggy joggers.
Dutty.
Oh god you finger raped her? Damn you’re such a ben howes.
An expression used by South Philly people to describe a situation that is very embarrassing!
Gianna: OMG, I just shit my pants!!!!
Maggie: Oh, how Cheap!!!
A way of saying hello,hi,to,sup e.t.g
Woman says to man “A Booty how”
Man reply’s “hello to you too”