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First of all you shouldn’t even be searching this because honey you are BEAUTIFUL you don’t need to look on a website on how to be beautiful, you are beautiful and I may not see you through this screen but I don’t care I know that you are beautiful and you are a beautiful person so if someone tells you you are not beautiful you can either A. Beat the shit out of them. Or B. Not give a shit what they say. Well you shouldn’t anyways. And yes i may be typing this while crying my eyes out because of how ugly and fat I am but I just want to let you know that you are beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I don’t need to use “how to be beautiful” in a sentence because the person reading this is fucking GORGEOUS
An expression used by South Philly people to describe a situation that is very embarrassing!
Gianna: OMG, I just shit my pants!!!!
Maggie: Oh, how Cheap!!!
Serial rapist who likes to finger girls without asking and doesn’t stop even when they’re pulling his hand away from their literal vagina.
Thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed a few times, walks like a retard and wears rly baggy joggers.
Dutty.
Oh god you finger raped her? Damn you’re such a ben howes.
A way of saying hello,hi,to,sup e.t.g
Woman says to man “A Booty how”
Man reply’s “hello to you too”
a variety of sounds including yipping, growling, howling, laughing, and even screaming made by a medium sized North American canine.
A heartbroke and lonesome cowdy how.
All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.
Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop