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Genshin Impact™ is a game designed by the Chinese Communist party for the sole purpose of convincing morbidly obese unfunny American band students to blow their entire savings on 3D rendered breasts and inevitably get fuck all thus preventing said weeabo americans from ever breeding and thus wiping out the shower avoidant twats from the face of the earth.
Player : "Ah fuck I lost the 50/50 in Genshin Impact™ again. Well I'll go back to fapping to literal drawings of children and browsing r/goodanimememes."
{SPOILERS}The murder of One British Noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese
Man A - "what was Genshin's impact?"
Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact
A game that no lifes play. If you play this be ashamed.
"You play Genshin Impact?"
"Yeah, It is a really creative, inspirational game tha-"
"Shut up"
Royale High graphics and looks, storyline of random 10yr twitch streamers :)
Genshin impact is a game that is edible?
Worst game ever made, It's just a crappy/shitty chinese rip-off of Touhou because they both popular and have beautiful characters.
Me: Let's face it guys, Genshin Impact fucking sucks ass.
Weirdos: DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT GAME SUCKS ASS, IT RULES YOU FUCKING GAY!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.
"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*
The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.