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Prison for adults. just dont play it unless you are checking it out
Jake: Hey Have you heard of Genshin Impact?
Mike: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.
"Sorry son, i cant stay here because you are playing Genshin Impact"
A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.
"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*
The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.
John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.
BLACKPINK the globally popular kpop sensation that even locals enjoy.
Kpoppies: Someone give them the definition of an impact.
Blinks: Oh, you mean blackpink?
Hahaha your impact is the peripheral effect of my impact. You are the ripple effect generates by the giant turd I dumped on the world.
Hym "Has anybody else seen how all of the Black Mirror season 6 episodes SOUND LIKE ME and not Andrew? Isn't that weird? The first episode even got Salma Hayek in it! That's pretty dope. I've had quite the impact. Additionally, I only haaaaaaaaaave..... A dollar and 57 cents. Did more with less. Better than everyone. GREATEST MIND TO EVER LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"