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time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.
My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.
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When the sperm all race to the womans egg. Sperm in general
Yeah I shot my swim team all over her car.
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to lick bush; to perform cunnilingus
I pulled lifeguard duty last night while my chica and her chica friend went swimming at the Y.
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the worst possible thing one can think of. usually involving a coach named mark that likes to punish you which is slightly offset by the hot girls there. one especially catches my attention. never go to swim practice!!!
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Block of Cartoons for the older crowd.
Was much much Better when they just had the old people getting into the pool as bumps instead of nonsensical BS that nobody feels like reading.
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To convert to Roman Catholicism. Used chiefly by Anglo-Catholics and other English-speaking former Protestants.
Realizing that I was no longer afraid of the funny outfits and that I would just be a White Anglo-Saxon Papist, I decided to swim the Tiber.
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