When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.
Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning
The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers
Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.
the name literally nobody fucking uses for deepwoken
"hey wanna hop on drowned gods" "no nigga who the fuck calls it drowned gods"
I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.
"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"