rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

we can't start the fire

The opposite of those who can't stop the fire...

Although we have tons of firewood & lighters, we can't start the fire.

ill start it you finish it

a funny response when confronted by your long-term girlfriend about starting a family.

lets start a family, ok ill start it you finish it.

Jump start the Tug Boat

The act of a male self pleasuring himself through the act of masturbation / wanking or a male or female performing the same act on another male.

I got caught last night trying to jump start the tug boat!

She spent a good 15 minutes last night trying to jump start the tug boat

cum out of the start gate

To ejaculate, or cuminate.

Ex. Hey Teddy, cum out of the start gate.

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sports-star start

Refers to da "ideal" performance --- i.e., starting right up with just a brief cranking --- when firing up your car's engine; said perfect start sounds something like a famous baseball-player's name: "Carl-Yastrzemski --- VROOM!"

I imagine that some folks night find it a little odd to have a car's crank-and-catch sounds described as a "sports-star start", but I doubt that "The Great Yaz" would mind all that much, especially since said onomatopoeia description refers to a positive and welcome sound.

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Ad starting soon

Notification that pops up in the bottom corner of an interesting video on social media notifying you that the video is over and to keep scrolling.

“Wow I can’t wait to see how this video ends!”
*ad starting soon*
Oh never mind *scrolls past*

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