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completely made for shits and giggles, has nothing to do with actually being jewish and is not being used as a racist remark. founded out of being in a jewish fraternity and of complete boredom.
defined as being just plain random with no real meaning and only used to throw people off and make them wonder what the fuck was just said, leaving them scratching their heads in awe
Max: yo are we still going to party on front street tonight? what time we gonna go?
Alex: shut up, you're jewish...
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Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
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Frizzy or kinky hair on a Jewish head (both genders).
The Jewish equivalent of an Afro.
That's quite a mane of Jewish brillo he's got there; until he turned around I couldn't even tell he had a kippa (skullcap) on his head.
For her, every day is a bad-hair day with all that Jewish brillo.
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An unknown infection that you hide from people like they are an over protective jewish mother.
I got a bit too wild at Cochella and I had to pull a Jewish Ankle to keep my boyfriend from seeing whatever is going on down there.
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When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.
Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.
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The act of a Jewish man rubbing the hand of another man.
"Oy vey! I'm down for some Jewish Docking. Let's touch tips!"
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Jewish is a race because they have skin
Jewish....ism is a race because they have skin like the rest of us
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