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Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.
Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!
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a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.
Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o
Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.
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A gay man who loudly supports Republican candidates (i.e. Bush II or Trump) or Christianity while knowing that such people want him dead. A drunk, lonely reject who tries to pose as an upper middle class person by voting Republican. He may also make racial comments and otherwise follow right wing nonsense including telling others they are going to hell. A self-loathing shitbag who is depends on government housing, medicaid or food stamps while voting Republican.
Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.
All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
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pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.
oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!
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a guy that bangs your daughter
haha jonathan you are banging my daughter!
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This is the best type of person you'll ever meet. If you ever feel like your world is ending they will be there for you no matter what. If you have a chance to have a Jonathan in your life never ever, in your life let them go they are the best thing that will ever happen to you, and i say this from experience. If you ever fall in love with a Jonathan don't let them go and don"t ruin it because seriously they are the best type of boyfriend you will ever find. Trust me they may not be cute and sometimes they may but they are the best. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a Jonathan in my life. You can tell him anything and he wont tell anyone no matter what.
Girl 1: Hey your dating Jonathan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.
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Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
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