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The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.
After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.
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Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.
OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.
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Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.
Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!
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1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."
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A person who has poor internet connection while playing an online game causing the game to lag
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When you have so much sex and get so worn out from it that your bodies internal clock becomes messed up and you feel tired all the time.
I am so sex-lagged from this weekend with my girl.
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can be used to describe anything funny, outrageous, or just plain annoying. Also can be used as an interjection. Can be randomly said.
*someone steals your potato chips* Evil Lag! Give them back!; My door was being an Evil Lag today and refused to open, so I was stuck outside in a long and violent blizzard; In 6th hour today, we watched a boring video, so I just randomly said "Evil Laaaaag!"
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