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Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009


Lazy butt

Val , the laziest butt

โ€œUr a lazy buttโ€

by val018 August 9, 2018


Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.

Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.

by thatguydr August 19, 2010


lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009


lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017


Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind

I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper

by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017


lazy-roo

A social disease whereby customers use their cellphones to order their food, by being overdependent on food delivery rather than cooking at home, or walking a few minutes to a nearby coffeeshop, hawker center, or foodcourt.

Guesstimate how many Singaporeans suffering from lazy-roo would develop health or mobility issues every year long before they could afford to retire.

by MathPlus August 20, 2021

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