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Lazy Voiced

A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around

Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.

by NHV_One March 21, 2015


Christmas lazy

Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.

Joe refused to pickup the box of tacks he spilled with the excuse that he was Christmas lazy.

by That Car March 29, 2009


lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.

My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.

by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017


Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind

I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper

by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017


Lazy butt

Val , the laziest butt

Ur a lazy butt

by val018 August 9, 2018


Lazy Palin

A sex act in which the girl does nothing but lie there and recite anti-Obama propaganda.

Craigslist: SWM seeking F for Lazy Palin. Serious replies only.

by thatguydr August 19, 2010


lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009