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When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.
Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.
Urinating in a fashion where no force is needed, its more like a slacking of the urinal tract.
James brown got ridiculously wasted and took a kidney leak outside on the gas meter.
When a high end prostitute farts directly into your face.
Yeah man, she gave me a Malibu gas leak. Worth every penny
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When you have had so much to drink that you end up spilling very important classified information that you should have never spoken about.
That bitch Brenda was so wasted and got a case of the whiskey leaks at happy hour. She told Carrie about her affair with Stacy and how she really got her promotion.
When a man ejaculates thick white semen which slowly drips down the rod.
I think I made his pen leak last night.
When you have to whiz and you're at a party or a public washroom where the lock is broken or is one of the locks where you don't know if its locked or not. Which puts your dick/twat on display while you're pissing to whoever opens the door to piss as well. Happens especially on toilets that don't face the door.
So you b(lock) the door while your (leak)ing or get a buddy to block the door.
Bob:Yo Steve, the bathroom lock is retarded and I have to take a piss.
Steve: Alright got your 6 o'clock, lets lock and leak.