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When a person or people that you know and trust back-stab you by arranging a meeting (usually lunch) to talk about you. Not only are you insulted by not being invited, you're also the subject of the discussion AND are lied to both before and after about where they went. The thing is though, you know about it all along, but don't say anything because you're too polite and mild-mannered, but then you live to regret it for the rest of your miserable life.
Brent: Hey Mark, where are your colleagues?
Mark: They're off having lunch at Georges.
Brent: Oh. And they didn't invite you?
Mark: Of course not, they're biatches, remember? And also that would impede their discussion, as it is me they are there to shit upon.
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A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.
One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.
Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.
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A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.
Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."
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When you leave your office only to continue working after dinner (aka: your second lunch)
While leaving the office in the evening:
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
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the wild gnawing of a partners rump
lie down and i will dine
An alfresco bum lunch to feast on a street stranger
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Not to be confused with the breakfast club, the lunch bunch is that group of friends that you sit with at lunch and generally are your bros. These groups usually consist of:
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company
So who were you hangin out with?
o just the lunch bunch.
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