Midget Wigger

A short white person trying to act black.
Mostly used to make fun of wiggers that are preteens, or are in that age bracket, or are just that damn short.

Man that midget wigger sure does act like a fool.

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Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

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Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

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midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

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fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

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Thursday Midget

A small man with tied back hair and facial hair. Usually dresses in black.

Every Thursday, Thursday Midget can be seen walking around in a black hooded top and if you're lucky maybe he will talk to you.

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Midget Muncha

A man or woman who has a dwarf fetish.

Did you hear what Billy done to the midget he is such a midget muncha

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