MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.

Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even

been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.

"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."

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MILF

Original: Mom I'd Like to F***

However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!

Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"

Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"

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Milf

Mother i'd like to fuck

Dude, Toddy's mums a milf
who is she?, Marriane

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MILF

A person who has a fetish of fucking their son/daughter

Son: Mom, what is ur job?
Mom: i do sex in movie.
Son: Why you have sex in movie?
Mom: Because i love horse peepee in my ass.
Son: Why not human peepee.
Mom: Because ur dad peepee small.
Son: Why not sex other men.
Mom: because human peenin is to small enough.
Son: mom why not sex me?
Mom: because u benis non existing
Son: Mom you a fucking MILF,

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milf

Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. Usually refers to an attractive woman over 30.

Just jerked off to a hot-ass Milf on pornhub.

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milf

originally 'mother I'd like to fuck' usage has broadened to any hot chick.

what a milf.

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MILF

1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.

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