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Where the Minecraft God plays survival Minecraft epicly
I like to watch Minecraft Monday
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Cool 1983 song from New Order. Gained giant popularity in the late 90's when the band Orgy covered it for their album Candyass.
Blue Monday is an amazing song.
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An American Rock band that originated from Florida.
The members are:
Lead Vocals- Cassadee Pope
Bass Guitar- Michael "Jersey" Moriarty
Lead Guitar- Mike Gentile
Rythm Guitar- Alex Lipshaw
Drums- Elliot James
Keyboard- Bobby Nolan
Sometimes they are mistaken for Paramore.. having a female lead singer and the rest of the band males..
There style sometimes overlaps with that of Paramore
Person 1- Have you heard of Hey Monday?
Person 2- No, who are they?
Person 1- Pretty much the same as Paramore.
Person 2- ah cool.
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1. A fictitious disorder associated with the tiredness, irritability or distractedness that comes from returning to work after the weekend.
2. A phrase discribing idiots who use the beginning of the week as an excuse to be irritable and lazy when, in fact, everyone feels this way but would rather do their damn job instead of being annoying bitches.
Coworker #1: Man Terry sure is in a bad mood today.
Coworker #2: Yup, looks like he’s got a case of the mondays.
Coworker #1: Man! What a little bitch.
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That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
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The act of using corn syrup as lube during anal or vaginal intercourse. Typically the best way to start off the work week, and should be done preferably on Mondays only. However, any day of the week will suffice.
Ely had such a bad weekend that when he woke up to begin his week, he gave his girl a sticky monday.
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The Tuesday after a Monday Holiday like Memorial Day or Labor Day
Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!
Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.
Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
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