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Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.
"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.
"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.
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a muddy trout it when a male is having intercourse with a female and mid stroke pulls out slightly to far and accidentally slides into the females anus
last night while screwing Whats her face i gave her the muddy trout she wasn't happy
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During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."
Last night while Brett tried to give Margaret another muddy taco, he slipped and shat all over her.
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when the beastieality porn star king known as manny the tube steak wrangler gets his gaping gunt filled with fecal matter
Dayyyuumm BITCH! WHY YOU GOT PEANUTS IN YA PUSSY AGAIN ?! "sorry hunny i got a muddy canoe from an ostrich earlier"
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The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.
Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.
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When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.
Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.
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An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.
"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."
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