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Lullaby, Stephen Lynch
'Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss, i think thats why your mommy left us.'
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being sooo fucking naughty
The naughtyest you could ever be
so naughty
Dude, im so fucking murkle naughty right now spank me
kid your murkle naughty right now
chill
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A Naughty Turducken is the sexual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your rectum. When you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. When the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. You now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing the Naughty Turducken.
The boys at Omega Alpha Zed decided to give Steve his first Naughty Turducken. They first jammed a mouse into his ass, the cat chased the mouse in, so now they have to use the neighborhood dog to get the cat and mouse out.
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A collection of undernourished scallywag types and overweight middle aged beer monsters who like to think of themselves as hard men, when in actual fact they're about as threatening as a feather duster.
"That naughty 40 turned up at another FC UNITED of MANCHESTER match looking for trouble again, but they just made complete fools of themselves as they ran away, after making a laughable attempt at storming into us."
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An area where parents place their children (usually between the ages of 2 and 5) for several minutes (one minute per year of age) as a punishment for intolerable and unruly behavior. The naughty spot could usually be the corner of any room.
A 4 year-old boy was placed on the naughty spot for 4 minutes because he was continuously calling his mother dirty names and throwing objects around.
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When a dude is having sex with a girl he takes a bottle of hot sauce and sticks it up the girls asshole so it burns her rectum while punching her ribs and stuffing a shit covered dildo in her mouth till she pukes.Then he yells ole' !
That girl is aching for a naughty jalapeno
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common catchphrase of a middle aged indian man being a nonce towards teenage girls commonly found on instagram live videos - lock your doors cause hes coming for you ;)
guy 1: yo bro did you see that indian man talking to that girl on her live video?
guy 2: yeah bro he was a right nonce
indian man: naughty naughty you teasing me
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