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Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?
There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.
You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .
Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH
The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.
Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”
*1 week later* “I’m giving up”
A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)
After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.
Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.
Looking forward to a Sober New Year's.