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Egg nog

First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis

Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!

by Full moon massacre May 27, 2015

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Nog Race

A game of mario kart with four players, usually on rainbow road, where friendships are broken and enemies made. The loser of this intense race is dutifully obligated to chug a quart of egg nog, usually ending with their puking the still cold nog right back up.

Man, that was one hell of a nog race last night, Tim puked everywhere.

by morales3rdnip September 13, 2011

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nig-nog

means sumbody rly stupid wif no common sense wot so eva reminds me of rosie and jim the cartoon lol

shut up man ur such a nig nog lol

by lisa marley April 18, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


nig nog

Terry Hayes, ie a silly fella. Noah Myers is also acceptable.

Hey fellas, look at that nig nog.

by CorporalNigNog June 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


nig nog

name used for beautiful black women, and sometimes on occasion white women.

Kaitlyn is such a nig nog.

or

LaFonda is such a nig nog.

by LowGannnn January 30, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


nig nog

1) A homemade drink invented, naturally, through a drunk mistake by annoying dumbass rich little Caucasian boys taking a break from being gay on ecstasy in, of all places, that godforbidden fake brick covered taint of the universe and true home of Flanders, Edmond, Oklahoma. Nig nog's recipe consists of six parts standard egg nog to one part chocolate syrup. Tastes like the exact opposite of haterade, which is bitter and somehow kind of empty. Does not contain malt liquor.
2) The best holiday beverage ever created; sadly it was made first by rich racist cracker assholes who ironically still have the fanciest whips in town, just like their slave-owner great-great-grandfathers, even though slavery is illegal; nig-nog is positively tits with a splash or three of Hennessey or other fine cognac. Add vodka for an ersatz White Russian that will kick your ass. Drink at Kwanzaa, Christmas, or because it's Friday, whenever you can. If you're a honky, you'd better call it "chocolate egg-nog" around black people or you will probably die soon.
3) Sweet female ejaculate sometimes produced by glands inside the vagina of a black woman when she has an exceptionally powerful orgasm. Most easily produced through gentle, slow cunnilingus with careful probing use of fingers. It is delicious, has a heavy musky taste that is awesome and is clinically proven to make Don Imus very horny and happy. Perhaps he will find a new job involving this somehow as his only alternative is cleaning the toilets at the residence of Howard Stern.

1) I saw a little jackoff wigger named Rod from Edmond, Oklahoma lean out of his whip to offer an actual black man some "nig nog" in OKC. CSI identified the remains of the little idiot through dental records a decade later.
2) "Happy Kwanzaa, now hand me some booze for my nig nog, my brother. I'm so happy I can say "nig nog" without fear of an ass kicking because I'm black."
3) Former radio host Don Imus, broke and alone, was recently seen outside his cardboard box performing the Nappy Head Dugout on a team of five nappy-headed hoes for a sandwich and a roll of Canadian pennies. He licked the clit of their power forward for an hour and drank the yummy nig nog that squirted from her hole as she cummed loudly.

by Nappy-Headed Bros. April 13, 2007

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nig nog

this is either black joe or biggie having a fight in choclate syrup on some choclate ice cream.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nig nog woggy dog giva dog a wog

by alexbuuum November 27, 2006

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