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a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin
Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother
A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!
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Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.
"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"
When the word "whore" just isn't enough.
"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".
A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.
That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.
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Slang for the state that a human being will be reduced to after a mototcycle accident and/or diving into a pool that's been drained the previous day. Must include the loss of all of ones teeth and a large proportion of skin.
Coined by the late-great Hunter Stockton Thompson.
I was hunched over the tank like a person diving into a pool that got emptied yesterday. Whacko! Bashed on the concrete bottom, flesh ripped off, a Sausage Creature with no teeth, fucked-up for the rest of its life.
I landed hard on the edge of the road and lost my grip for a moment as the Ducati began fishtailing crazily into oncoming traffic. For two or three seconds I came face to face with the Sausage Creature....
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Similar to saying "dissed" when someone has just been insulted.
B: You're dumb
A: Oh yeah, well yo momma so dumb she tried to alphabetize M&M's!
C: (directed at B) OOHHH SAUSAGE!
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