Cumbrain

1. A person who always thinks about cum and/or has an obsession with cum. These type of people are very unpopular and will not attract men or women, even if they are LGBT.
2. A person from Cumberland or Cumbernauld that is very smart.
3. A misspelling of "Cumbrian"
4. Another spelling for cum brain.

1. Look at that Cumbrain! He's fucking retarded!
2. I'm friends with a Cumbrain. He's very smart.
3. My friend is Cumbrain. Oops sorry I meant Cumbrian.
4. That girl gets called a cum brain. I don't, I call her a Cumbrain. See a difference?

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Nursery

A nursery, or a preschool, is a place that children attend for two years before primary school. In nurseries kids can have fun whilst at the same time get taught.

One method of teaching in a nursery is called Montessori. This method relies on independence and freedom within limits. It is particularly helpful for kids with special needs, such as Autism.

Because the children are young, the teachers would have to be gentle with the kids.

My 3 year old kid called Bob goes to Baker Street Nursery in Stirling. Where does your kid go for nursery?

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yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz

yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz is Justin Bieber's favourite word. He came up with it when he typed in random letters, that sound just like his singing.

Have you heard that freak say yturieowpqghfjdkslavbcnxmz?

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Scotistan

A Scotistan is an area in Scotland where a lot of people living there are Muslims. The name literally means "Land of the Scots". The demonym for people living in a Scotistan is "Scotistani" or "Scoti".

Come on Tahir, let's go to the Scotistanis and buy some muffins for 20p.

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

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Outfart

Verb: to outfart - when you are having a fart off with your friend, and you do a fart much louder than your friend's fart.

Noun: an outfart - a fart that spreads rather quickly, so it is going "out".

1. He outfarted me!
2. That must be an outfart! You can also smell it 2km away from me!

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Wishaw

1. A town in North Lanarkshire, Scotland near Glasgow and Motherwell. They are know for supporting Rangers.
2. A slang term for knifing someone.

Dude, shut up or I'll give ye a right Wishaw in the baws!

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