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A question asked not because the the person asking the question is actually wondering if someone is sitting "here", but more likely asked because the person wants to start a conversation with the person sitting next to the seat in question.
Dougy: "Is anybody sitting here?"
Girl sitting in class: "No..."
Dougy: "So whats up?"
Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*
Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"
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brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
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When your crush doesn't text you back
"i'm still here"
"sry i was texting my boyfriend
"..."
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Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.
The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.
It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?
Person Two: Sure! How do you play?
Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.
Person Two: That sounds fun.
insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!
Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."
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A phrase to insult someone without saying anything wrong, thus letting them use their imagination on how insulting you meant to be.
My music recording teacher always calls us fops, sops, and simpltons. I went up to him and said "Your such an insert word here" he then gaped at me and told me i was mean. (he laughed a few minutes later)
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Originates from "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."
Used to express utmost desire for something/someone, compelling the "Malfoy" to either give it there, or procede into a heated quittage match for the desired object.
Be careful...this fusion of words is rarely used outside of life/death situations.
bert - Dude you'll never beleive it I got with Stacy last night!
ralf - "Give it here, Malfoy"
bert - I don't like you (there is no ability to accept or decline "Give it here, Malfoy")
Person 1 - Hey check out this cake my mom and dad bought me for my birthday!
Person 2 - "Give it here, Malfoy"
Serious Situation -
If you ever have a gun to your head against your will, simply and calmly say "give it here, malfoy," and the enemy(s) will be at your mercy!!! Notice the potential plural on enemy because this word fusion can be used against a specific group of people, like just indian people.
Note: There is always the possibility of a very wise man repeating these words back to you.
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